Thursday, September 15, 2011

Vijaykanth Joke

Vijaykanth: Aey pulla I ave tiggets 4 inglis movie, wandu gum?
Girl: Which one?
Vijaykanth: "Kaesari yil oil"
Girl: What? Show the tickets.

(After seeing tickets)

Girl: Ada pavi... it's "Casino Royale"

Again Vijaykanth calls the same girl
"Sorry pulla lasd talme a big misdake yappaned, now i ave got another inglees movie ticket"

Girl: "Is it? How nice. What movie?"
Vijaykanth: "It's "KUNGUMAPOO BONDA" Its gud animesan movie pulla"

Girl crying;-( and asked for the tickets,

"ade paavi, it's "Kungfu Panda"...

2 comments:

babuji said...

After 3 weeks, Captain again tries to ask another Girl to for a movie with him.

Captain : Eh Pulla, Ai vaant to c yinglish movie, I vaan u to gum pulle. No seying no ogay ?


Girl : Haiyoo...gapteeeen Gapten, yenna padam ippo gapten ?

Captain : Ai vaan 2 c Da inji kude.

Girl : Inji ah ? sorry, innum vanggaleh.. enna padam poi parkirom gapten innum solleleh ?

Captain : wooo mai gaard, I dold u olredi pulle, its Dai Inji Kude..

Girl : Dai Inje Kude ? YOV !!! kudre ticket uh Parkalam...

Girl (After seeing ticket) : Aadda paavi... DA VINCI CODE uh ippedi nassama inji kude mattetingla ?? Ishwaraaaaaa

babuji said...

After 3 weeks, Captain again tries to ask another Girl to for a movie with him.

Captain : Eh Pulla, Ai vaant to c yinglish movie, I vaan u to gum pulle. No seying no ogay ?


Girl : Haiyoo...gapteeeen Gapten, yenna padam ippo gapten ?

Captain : Ai vaan 2 c Da inji kude.

Girl : Inji ah ? sorry, innum vanggaleh.. enna padam poi parkirom gapten innum solleleh ?

Captain : wooo mai gaard, I dold u olredi pulle, its Dai Inji Kude..

Girl : Dai Inje Kude ? YOV !!! kudre ticket uh Parkalam...

Girl (After seeing ticket) : Aadda paavi... DA VINCI CODE uh ippedi nassama inji kude mattetingla ?? Ishwaraaaaaa